OKAY, SERIOUSLY
Dec. 3rd, 2004 08:44 pmI got a Christmas Bonus. Holy Shitkickers, Scatman! I didn't even know that Starbucks DID that, but THEY DO. Instead of my usual mediocre check, I got twice the usual amount today. This means that for the first time IN FOREVER, I will not have to punch people's teeth out and sell them on the internet just to be able to afford next semester's tuition. I feel like Atlas after he decided "Fuck it!" and left the planet in Gravity's good hands. IT FEELS GOOD. GOOD LIKE VELVET AND PEZ AND MAYBE VELVET PEZ (EWW).
On a more fun note, WHY ARE MY FRIENDS SO AWESOME? How is it that all I have to do is THINK the words "paid account" and someone makes it happen WITH THEIR POWERS OF KICK ASS? I have a mysterious benefactor! Thank you, mysterious benefactor! You made me grin like an idiot and emit strange happy noises! If you weren't anonymous I would totally do you! OHOHOHOHO!
Now, I'm going to play with my new toy that is the paid account until the rest of my local pals decide to get off their duffs so that we can go out.
AHAHAHA W00T.
On a more fun note, WHY ARE MY FRIENDS SO AWESOME? How is it that all I have to do is THINK the words "paid account" and someone makes it happen WITH THEIR POWERS OF KICK ASS? I have a mysterious benefactor! Thank you, mysterious benefactor! You made me grin like an idiot and emit strange happy noises! If you weren't anonymous I would totally do you! OHOHOHOHO!
Now, I'm going to play with my new toy that is the paid account until the rest of my local pals decide to get off their duffs so that we can go out.
AHAHAHA W00T.