I AM HAIRY SEX GOD.
Aug. 5th, 2004 10:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thezMost online quizzes are both mindless and dull. This one, however, is better than sex. YOU know the sort I'm talking about.
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.
It's not unusual to survive my, my, myyyyyy apocalypse, because you're everybody's favourite Welshman, Tom Jones!
Forged from molten steel beneath the Earth's crust seven hundred million years ago, you are like a great big hairy Welsh crooner of iron. Which is just a well, because it's all-out death time! And great big steel fighting machines tend to survive that kind of thing.
It's good to know your music will live on. Truly, it is.
Rum and Monkey is delightful.
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.
It's not unusual to survive my, my, myyyyyy apocalypse, because you're everybody's favourite Welshman, Tom Jones!
Forged from molten steel beneath the Earth's crust seven hundred million years ago, you are like a great big hairy Welsh crooner of iron. Which is just a well, because it's all-out death time! And great big steel fighting machines tend to survive that kind of thing.
It's good to know your music will live on. Truly, it is.
Rum and Monkey is delightful.
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The Swiss = pussies
Date: 2004-08-05 11:02 pm (UTC)Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You? (http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/)
A Rum and Monkey joint. (http://rumandmonkey.com/)
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Date: 2004-08-05 11:20 pm (UTC)Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You? (http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/)
A Rum and Monkey joint. (http://rumandmonkey.com/)
Consider that a divorce! You're Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Maker of mediocre action pics and son of an actual Nazi, you're perhaps an insane joke on God's part. Why should you survive while others perish? Is it your hair, your brains or that manly gap in your teeth? Is it because you're going to lead California to a new tomorrow? Is it because you've paid someone enough money so that radiation doesn't harm you? Are you a real cyborg?
Arnold is the new Jesus. Stat.
I worship giant rats
Date: 2004-08-06 01:37 am (UTC)Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You? (http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/)
Like a Ninja Turtle, but not a turtle or a giant deformed rat worshipper... (http://rumandmonkey.com/)
Ha ha ha... OK so I hate to be the naysaying negativa but I think this "Rum and Monkey" person just got a little bored when he came up with this one. Oh and sorry for posting three updates and filling your inbox....
Re: I worship giant rats
Date: 2004-08-06 02:43 pm (UTC)