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thez...for I thrust them upon you freely, and without mercy! My thoughts must actually be very distracting, as I see no other explanation for my tendency to cease all activity and float in head-space for as long as I do. It happened today in fact: a 30 minute space-out. What is it that locks me in these trances o' stupid?
We'll start, for example, with Buddha. Why's he so fat? Jesus walked everywhere, and he wasn't fat. Didn't Buddha ever walk anywhere? And aren't Buddhists supposed to be vegetarians? Or is that only Hindus? How can you get so fat on a vegetarian diet? THEN SUDDENLY, a shift: monkeys. Monkeys are cool. Also cool would be the formation of a state, a state created by cutting off a chunk of Montana. It's not like they're using it for anything. It would be right next to Idaho, and it would be called "Idapimp." Two great tastes that taste great together. Also, peanut butter. Then jungles. Then kanji. Then thinking that I can write only about 200 in an hour. Sadness. Then thinking that I'm better off than Usagi at least. Then realizing that she's a fictional character, it doesn't count. You know what else? Pez. And Maracas. HOLY SHIT. MARACAS FILLED WITH PEZ. But would this be good or bad? What's the point of Pez you can never eat? Maybe you could open the maracas and eat the Pez, but wouldn't it be crushed to powder by the maraca-action? And you know, if I had a wish, I might wish for an entire room full of Pac Man arcade games. What if I DID have a room full of Pac Man arcade games, though? What if I beat them all? What if I beat a game with the highest score possible, so high that the game blew up? Would that be sort of like gamer Nirvana?
Then suddenly, we're back to Buddha.
Maybe he had a glandular problem...
We'll start, for example, with Buddha. Why's he so fat? Jesus walked everywhere, and he wasn't fat. Didn't Buddha ever walk anywhere? And aren't Buddhists supposed to be vegetarians? Or is that only Hindus? How can you get so fat on a vegetarian diet? THEN SUDDENLY, a shift: monkeys. Monkeys are cool. Also cool would be the formation of a state, a state created by cutting off a chunk of Montana. It's not like they're using it for anything. It would be right next to Idaho, and it would be called "Idapimp." Two great tastes that taste great together. Also, peanut butter. Then jungles. Then kanji. Then thinking that I can write only about 200 in an hour. Sadness. Then thinking that I'm better off than Usagi at least. Then realizing that she's a fictional character, it doesn't count. You know what else? Pez. And Maracas. HOLY SHIT. MARACAS FILLED WITH PEZ. But would this be good or bad? What's the point of Pez you can never eat? Maybe you could open the maracas and eat the Pez, but wouldn't it be crushed to powder by the maraca-action? And you know, if I had a wish, I might wish for an entire room full of Pac Man arcade games. What if I DID have a room full of Pac Man arcade games, though? What if I beat them all? What if I beat a game with the highest score possible, so high that the game blew up? Would that be sort of like gamer Nirvana?
Then suddenly, we're back to Buddha.
Maybe he had a glandular problem...
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Date: 2004-10-06 01:39 pm (UTC)(kind of matching icons!)
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Date: 2004-10-07 08:32 pm (UTC)i miss thez. too much makin' out with boi is seriously taking away from my Z time. DARN THAT BOI!!! darn him like a ratty old woollen sock with a big hole in the heel!!
let's honeymoon in vegas.......no, wait....new zeland! yeah, there. we can pretend we're hobbits in LOTR, excpet with maracas full of pez. speaking of maracas, if you really needed to eat the innerds of pez, you could just drill a small hole in each of them and pour the powder into your mouth. but only when you're in dire need of t3h pez.