Negative Nancy!
Nov. 11th, 2005 01:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thezMy internal organs have been put in their place, and the four day headache from hell is no more.
Positive!
The store has been decked out in preparation for my most hated of all holidays, and I have been made to look like an elf in my red shirt and green apron.
Negative!
Management starts playing Christmas music next week. I can't handle that yet. I still haven't gotten over LAST year's overexposure. Worse yet: one of the feature songs is "Baby It's Cold Outside".
No, it's not. It is not cold outside, by any stretch of the imagination. IT IS 90 DEGREES OUTSIDE. WHY MUST YOU TURN MY COFFEE SHOP INTO A VILE PIT OF LIES??? STOP SINGING ABOUT COLD AND SNOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
Did I mention they haven't actually started playing the Christmas music yet?
NEGATIVE.
Fun fact: our music system had some sort of glitch back in August, such that it would randomly insert that song into the playlist from time to time. As violent as my rage is now, it's nothing compared to the white-hot madness that comes from listening to "Baby It's Cold Outside" five times a day in August. In Phoenix. Where the temperature outside is no less than 115 degrees Fahrenheit.
To say that I hate that song would be an understatement.
The line is approaching the x-axis, never quite reaching zero, growing infinitely closer and staying infinitely negative.
("What's your least favorite emotion?" "Itchy." "Itchy...")
Positive!
The store has been decked out in preparation for my most hated of all holidays, and I have been made to look like an elf in my red shirt and green apron.
Negative!
Management starts playing Christmas music next week. I can't handle that yet. I still haven't gotten over LAST year's overexposure. Worse yet: one of the feature songs is "Baby It's Cold Outside".
No, it's not. It is not cold outside, by any stretch of the imagination. IT IS 90 DEGREES OUTSIDE. WHY MUST YOU TURN MY COFFEE SHOP INTO A VILE PIT OF LIES??? STOP SINGING ABOUT COLD AND SNOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
Did I mention they haven't actually started playing the Christmas music yet?
NEGATIVE.
Fun fact: our music system had some sort of glitch back in August, such that it would randomly insert that song into the playlist from time to time. As violent as my rage is now, it's nothing compared to the white-hot madness that comes from listening to "Baby It's Cold Outside" five times a day in August. In Phoenix. Where the temperature outside is no less than 115 degrees Fahrenheit.
To say that I hate that song would be an understatement.
The line is approaching the x-axis, never quite reaching zero, growing infinitely closer and staying infinitely negative.
("What's your least favorite emotion?" "Itchy." "Itchy...")