Bandolero by Day

I had a dream that Henry Rollins was yelling at me for trying to rescue a baby in traffic.

That's definitely one to look up in a dream interpretation book.

"Henry Rollins is a common theme in dreams. Amazonian shamans believe that seeing Rollins in one's dreams fortells a successful hunt, while the Chinese believe that a man who sees Rollins in his dreams will be sodomized by an angry man covered in red paint ten days later."


ALMOST DONE WITH FINALS! They have been relatively easy thus far and I am not terribly worried, but it is a bit of drudgery. I'm also glowing with delight because my Japanese instructor told me he is "so so proud" of my kanji skills, which is high praise indeed.

Makes me feel like a bit of an ass for telling him that "Japanese is (interesting! and) easy." I don't know why "your language is easy!" sounds like an insult to me, but it does. Man, why is your language all giving it away on the street corner?

YOUR MOM IS EASY! Ooooo, ice burn!

Just the one.

Well, there are others, but they are infidels who will die by my mighty fist, or perhaps I'll just make faces at them. At any rate, I have interview answers! You see, I was waiting for all and sundry to FORGET about them, and... well, no. I had no such nefarious plans. I never have plans, let alone nefarious ones.

Anyway, interview meme, and so forth, you can still request questions if you want some, much Pez to nobara and skyfrog for their questions, respectively. <3 It's heart-shaped Pez.

( First the Daves... )

( ...and then the Hakkais. )

If you are mko, shinikius, or sakibombshell, I have Otakon souvenirs for you... but if you're shinikius, I accidentally bought you a weird souvenir. Pretty weird. I'm going to give it to you anyway, though. (Also: I actually have this Saturday and Sunday OFF! We must do something cool! Like Sunsplash or tubing or something!)

If you are lordlazarus, you have been immortalized in my gallery of Awesome Humans Who Buy Me Pez for your kind gift of Retro-Pez. Wonder Woman was totally making out with the nurse. You should've seen it.

If you are kayli_kender or neherenia, I totally banged your mom last night. Also, Otakon pictures.

Okay, I almost forgot to thank everyone who gave me hearts of the literal and figurative variety. They sustained me well on my trek through the Andes. They were awesome and gave me glee.

Like your mom, possibly.

I haven't done a survey in ages, so I've decided to complete one in typical Z fashion. That is: make fun of the survey I spent an hour taking, honestly answer only 5% of the questions, answer the rest with completely off-topic information or comments that are meant to be amusing but aren't, accomplish nothing.

Here, I'll get you started.

( Unique - I have one of 18,000 black shirts that read 'You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.' No, NO, I'M LYING. I don't have that shirt! I was pointing out the irony!! )