Bandolero by Day

Heroes: where serial killers and Pokemon collide. It's just twisted enough that I am laughing my ass off.

From the man who brought you Heroes beating things up to Twisted Sister and Pinky and The Brain(-eating guy).

The last one makes my heart smile because it reminds me of Mstislav and Aunt Margaret (OTP WHAT).

"What are we going to do tonight, strange man? And who are you? How did you get into my house?"

"The same thing we do every night, you crazy bitch: try to take over the world!"

ETA: I may or may not be a horrible person for finding the unholy union of Lord of the Rings and Napoleon Dynamite to be funny. The jury is still out. Because I killed them all.

This is how I amuse myself. I post saved conversations relating to RPG characters to my journal for ease of reference when I should be asleep. Surely I win at blogging.

NO, YOU SHUT UP.


Z: Also, Arumi will have to give Binshou guitar lessons one day, because he air guitars so passionately as it is. I'm just sayin'.
Laris: ...AIR GUITARS. Oh, she will. She will ask him if he'd like to play and surely he will turn red and scuff the floor meekly like Garth.
Because he was seen Rocking Out.
Z: GARTH. death
Laris: Garth likes to play!
Z: Binshou's not mental or anything, so don't be afraid.
Laris: Arumi would tell people this without a shred of irony.
"We're not mental, so... don't be afraid."
Z: Greatest. Crossover. EVER.
(It's Arumi's World. It's party time. It's excellent.)

...because I CAN picture Arumi saying that, and it is hilarious.


Sappho13: [Devo and Ivona]'ll either settle easily into a respectful "god, everyone but us are idiots" relationship or something rather more confrontational.
ZtQM: OR BOTH.
Sappho13: ... Why can I suddenly predict that, if there were an angels fangirl base, there would be Hawt Domination Saffic for them?
ZtQM: Mutual confrontational respect. "Dude, that blows my mind."
ZtQM: ...
ZtQM: ::death::
ZtQM: I would not object to hot domination saffic. When people start writing smut about your characters, you know you've made it big. XD
Sappho13: Oh, and I'm sorry for killing you. *snickers* The Devona shippers can battle the Edvo shippers.
ZtQM: GAHAHA, DEVONA. YES. I love your brain right now.
Sappho13: *preens*

DEVONA. SERIOUSLY. I will never stop laughing.

Oh god oh god. I made the mistake of eating cafeteria food yesterday. Never again. NEVER AGAIN. Gurgle.

Now, on a less nauseating topic, here's a meme-ish idea...

Tell me something about my characters I don't know.

That is, tell me something I don't know about one of my characters. Don't try to tell me that I have a character I didn't know about.

And, so they will see it, things that erythros and metonymy NEVER KNEW.

- Kenrou, though not a fan of either movies nor Western entertainment, has seen the movie Psycho. I'm not sure where and I'm not sure when, but I'm sure that Tsurian was involved. To this day, he has yet to comment on it in any way.

- Misao's favorite NON-vegetable food is... chocolate chip manjuu, because the sheer cuteness and weirdness of it made me think of Misao. I'll bet she packs them in people's lunches.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you look closely, you will see a doll-maker version of Binshou being haunted by a tiny ghost.

( Blatantly stealing Simpsons quotes. )

BEHOLD. A to do list! Sort of! In no particular order. I felt that I needed some structure in my life. I also felt the need to remind people that I am not a TOTAL flake, and I still intend to complete things even if it takes me entirely too long to do so.

( This list doesn't even contain the really important things, like SCHOOL and HEALTH MATTERS, but those would make a rather depressing list. )