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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Binshou!

1. Binshou is worth his weight in gold - literally.
2. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Binshou.
3. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Binshou.
4. Binshou is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
5. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Binshou.
6. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Binshou in 1504, after eighteen months work!
7. Binshou is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
8. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Binshou!
9. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Binshou is the victim!
10. Binshou can't sweat!

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re: #4 TOSHIRO is the fruit, a hurf durf!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ivona!

1. Ivona cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
2. Scientists have discovered that Ivona can smell the presence of autism in children.
3. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Ivona has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
4. Two grams of Ivona provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
5. The risk of being struck by Ivona is one occurence every 9,300 years.
6. The liquid inside Ivona can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
7. Ivona never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
8. The patron saint of Ivona is Saint Eugenie.
9. There are six towns named Ivona in the United States.
10. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Ivona.

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#5 is a total lie - you risk being struck by Ivona every second you're with her. It's simply her way.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dru!

1. If you lick Dru ten times, you will consume one calorie.
2. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Dru!
3. Dru cannot swim!
4. Dru will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
5. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Dru every year.
6. The international dialling code for Dru is 672.
7. Without its lining of Dru, your stomach would digest itself.
8. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Dru!
9. Dru can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
10. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Dru.

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I've randomly decided that #3 is true.

Comments

[erythros.livejournal.com]

Only twelve people have ever set foot on Binshou.

That's a rough judo class.

(I swear I was going to write "HA HA HA TOSHIRO IS THE FRUIT" when I saw that you beat me to it.)

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[rotsman.livejournal.com]

Of course Dru can't swim...all those beads would drag her right to the bottom! And then there's #9...she's like a submarine, taking on ballast....

And I find #4 both disturbing and fascinating...