Bandolero by Day

LITERALLY EVERYONE.

1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/
2. Put in Username: , Password: . Username and password removed due to someone being a dip.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top ten results:

1. Geologist
2. Mining Engineer
3. Biomedical Engineer
4. Petroleum Engineer
5. Electrical Engineer
6. Materials / Metallurgical Engineer
7. Astronomer
8. Physicist
9. Chemical Engineer
10. Mechanical Engineer

This quiz assumes I like engineering WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more than I actually do. That is: not enough to want to do it exclusively for a living. Mostly because being an engineer involves working with other engineers and... and... no. If this were a list of, say, things I like to read about, it would be considerably more accurate.

Take out everything with "engineer" after it and I guess it's pretty good, though I suspect "Geologist" got the top spot because I answered "like" to "being outside in any weather".

Other neat ones...

12. Hydrologist / Hydrogeologist (It's just neat.)
16. Meteorologist (TORNADO-OLOGIST)
17. Helicopter Pilot (Fuck you, rush hour traffic!)
19. Chemist (My personal hierarchy of science is physics, chemistry, biology. But I love them all madly.)
23. Cartographer (I DO have a metaphorical hard-on for maps.)
24. Archaeologist (Fun until I'm crushed by a giant rolling boulder.)
25. Air Traffic Controller (I've never seen "Pushing Tin".)
26. Broadcast Technician (I will control what you see and hear.)
31. Power Plant Operator ( :D )
32. Oceanographer (This is what I wanted to do in middle school.)
33. Forensics Specialist (I would make CSI ten times more awesome.)
34. Disc Jockey (LOL what)
35. GIS Specialist (o/~ I am the eye in the sky, looking at you-ou-ou, I can track your car.)
38. Mathematician (CHAOTICIAN, chaotician.)

Most online quizzes are both mindless and dull. This one, however, is better than sex. YOU know the sort I'm talking about.

( Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Am I? YOU NEED TO KNOW. )

Rum and Monkey is delightful.

YAY!

But not as cool as Tesla.

( But YAY! I'm a pirate on a seashell boat! )

The love ship of planet destruction is so totally shaped like a seashell. Friday is casual day. You have neherenia to thank for that.

thez Magic Number 11 Job Singer Personality The Glass Is Half-Empty Temperament An Oft-Exploding Volcano Sexual If I Have To Likely To Win A Free Coke Me - In A Word Devious Colour Brought to you by MemeJack

I sing in the shower, if not badly, but I don't get paid for it. The glass is always full of air at the very least, though I don't know what good that would do someone dying of thirst. Volcanoes rock. I miss Geology class. Kinda wish I'd really won a free Coke. I'm only devious when the offending party deserves my... devious-ness. Finally...

"Sexual - If I Have To"... I may just be that lazy.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Extreme
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	High
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

Bad ass. I really wouldn't mind hangin' with Caesar, Homer, and Socrates for eternity... though Aristotle was kind of a prick. Or <lj user="neherenia" and I could just chill in the light of reason or something. It's the happening place to be, when you're in Limbo! But how unfair that Cassius is in Cocytus being gnawed on by Satan! I freakin' LOVED Cassius in Julius Caesar. Brutus too. Poor guys.