Bandolero by Day

Probably not malaria.

I am sick, and I cannot tell if it's the cold or the flu, so I go check out the CDC website for clarification. It tells me that runny noses are most commonly associated with the cold, and that fever and body aches are most commonly associated with the flu (Do you see where I'm going with this?).

My only two symptoms are: 1) a nose in training for the New York marathon, and 2) fever with body aches. Perhaps I am so awesome that I have both.

I don't remember ever having the flu before. Aside from the cold I had a month or so ago, I have not had a cold in two to three years. I'm fairly clueless, and will have to depend on time or perhaps a doctor.

WHY NINE TIMES? WHY FIVE DAYS BEFORE MY PHYSICS TEST??

Fact: I cannot stand letting my fingernails get any longer than about 1 mm. I don't know why, but the sensation of long(-ish) nails, especially on a keyboard, is deeply unsettling. Unsettling like that feeling you get when you chew aluminum foil. Like that.


Fact: This song fills me with glee and joy, in that order. It's very hard to stay still in my chair at work when I'm listening to it. Surely the title alone is enough to convince you of its greatness.

Thought I'd try uploading it to sendspace, since I seem to have an account with them.

Go-Go Gadget Gospel

School starts up again today, and I think what I'm most excited about is being able to wear t-shirts and cargo pants during the week again.

ME: ONE. BUSINESS CASUAL: ZERO.


CHAIR: ONE. ME: ZERO.

I'm still waiting for the mothership to beam me up, erase the mindwipe and tell me that I've failed in my mission to infiltrate human society, but HEY that's okay because I still gathered some useful data, and I'm getting paid anyway.

I only hope they got my change of address forms.

It would save so much time if I just made all my "Z's personal life" posts private in the first place, instead of posting, mulling over how my emo-ness may make people uncomfortable, and then switching the post to LJ's super-handy "private" mode.

SO MUCH TIME.

NO ONE MUST EVER KNOW MY HORRIBLE AND BORING SECRETS.