I fold

Ha.

Ha ha.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

YES! THE WORLD HAS GONE TOPSEY TURVEY! Z has procured for herself a LiveJournal! If you will steal a glance at Hell's thermostat, you will notice that it reads 0 K. Absolute Zero. Don't get much colder than that. All movement, down to the molecular level, has CEASED! That bacon you purchased the other day at the grocery store -- be sure to check that it's not contaminated with feathers, because chances are it was taken from a /flying pig/! "It's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!"

I think you get the idea. Now allow me to explain.

I originally got a blog for use specifically as a journal. It just happened to be online and thus WAY more fun. For a while, though, it became a medium of social interaction. It is no longer such a medium, and I miss the interactive-ness. Therefore, I come to where the interactive-ness... is. Yes. My train of thought just derailed for a moment there. I've also realized that the little "friends" option on blogger is just the thing my lazy ass has been looking for. Instead of clicking through all the links on my page, I can look at /everyone's/ most recent entries in one click of the mouse. One fell swoop. One swell foop. Two for one. Seventeen Knuts to a Sickle.

So, yeah. In the end, laziness prevailed over principles. It always does.

Majestic Presence

Being the gracious little bugger that I am, it's time to celebrate one by one people who add me to their friends list. So far, there are two. Bless them.

My MiniMe, sparklyoctopus! The new LJ is largely her fault, as I probably wouldn't have jumped on the bandwagon had she not jumped before me. It's all good, though, because I'm /really/ liking this LJ client I downloaded. Anyhoo, she truly is my MiniMe. Proof? We both have THICK EYEBROWS!!! You would not think that thick eyebrows are something to rejoice over, but they are. Thick eyebrows are dead sexy.

Lisa Kia-sephia nobara! Watch as I relate a month-late FELIZ CUMPLEANOS! I did not realize that we are so close in age until I looked at her LJ profile thingy. I also note that I am too dumb for college, hence all the classes I've failed. It is very sad. But if by some miracle I get my degree one day and become a bad-ass paleontologist, I will take Kia-sephia with me on a dig because I think I recall her mentioning something about being into paleontology but I'm not certain and this sentence won't stop because the brakes are shot oh dear lord GAH!! Yeah. I'm not so good at recalling.

May the Pez be with you all, and may all of you be with Pez.