Freedom's just another word for "burned myself with coffee."

My local area Starbucks has hired some new employees.

THUS, I only have to work about twenty hours a week as opposed to 30-40.

THUS, I have time for things like school work, and that stuff that involves neither school nor work. I don't fully remember what those things are, but I'm sure it will come to me in time.

Yes, I know there are people out there who work a full time job AND are full time students, but I'm not just that strong, and by "not that strong," I mean "I DON'T WANNA."

The point is, (sniffle) I'm so happy.

Also, thexphile, the Hyena with Breast Pads (okay, probably real breasts), now has an lj, which is just really cool. LIKE YOUR MOM. Okay, no, I got nothing here. Screw this, I'm going to bed.

WITH YOUR MOM.

No, that's a lie.

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Okay, I almost forgot to thank everyone who gave me hearts of the literal and figurative variety. They sustained me well on my trek through the Andes. They were awesome and gave me glee.

Like your mom, possibly.