There is a horrible video in this meme.

From Ali and Laris, the Circle of Meme continues. (I'm not the only one who pronounces that MAIM in my head, am I? It seems so apt.)

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

I was named after a friend of my father's, or as my mother calls her when this conversation comes up "YOU MEAN THAT WHORE? THAT IS NOT WHO SHE IS NAMED FOR I JUST LIKE THE NAME."

Look, I don't know, they were on ten kinds of drugs at the time most likely.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

I can't really remember, and that is VERY WEIRD. I am not used to being not depressed or not stressed to the breaking point. I think maybe I should go cry just for the hell of it, just to bring balance to the force.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

My handwriting looks like the example sheets they give you to practice cursive in the second grade, except slightly more retarded.

I really like my printing if only because it is microscopically small. I like my handwriting in Japanese for the same reason.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Bologna! (I have to hum the Oscar Meyer theme song to remember how to spell that.)

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

I have two lizard children!

( The meme goes on (can't stop the meme). )