Madness Has Now Come Over Me

[thez]

Ah, how I do love chili. The good, spicy kind of chili. The kind that clears up your sinuses and ignites a burning hell-fire in your gut (not to be confused with indigestion). 8 oz. of it for $1.50, which is the cheapest thing I've ever seen at my student union.

Anyhoo, I have a friend named Stephanie, who is dating my other friend Mike. Now you know the back-story to the following conversation (actual conversation, word for word):

Stephanie: So, are you doing anything on Thursday?
Z: No.
S: Do you want to come to Town Hall?
Z: Town Hall? What? Why? what is that, like a dance club?
S: Well, we need a witness...
Z: ... ... ...what? (Yes, I really am this slow.)
S: ::winks::
Z: Oh. OH! Dude! It's madness! MADNESS!
S: Why?
Z: Because... because marriage is an institution of THE MAN, man, made to pull you down! And then, when the divorce comes, y'know, the Decepticons, they don't take sides!
S: Hey, I'm just kidding!
(explanation of why she and Mike aren't that stupid, and that Mike's ex-girlfriend actually DID get married the other day, silly girl)
Z: So, are you actually doing anything on Thursday?
S: Well, I have school, and then I was just gonna go out with Mike...
Z: It was a RUSE, then! No! I feel so used!

Then I was hugged and that made everything all better, yay.

In other news, my mortal enemy Trevon (or something) is at GCC today for some reason. I don't even /want/ him as my mortal enemy, he's just always so mean to me. :( Why must he be so mean?