dost mine ears deceive me?
Jan. 23rd, 2003 11:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thezWeird shit overheard on the bus: "I have to ask myself, 'how can water get you drunk?' And the answer is, it CAN! If you're not careful, it CAN get you drunk!"
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I have no idea.
Weird words overheard from my mother, speaking to my father: "Wow. If I lose two limbs on the job, we get $400,000."
Umm... well, fuck. I don't know how that could happen, considering that she works as a reservations agent, but knowing my mother, she could find a way. If she comes home from work one day without any arms, I am going to be very pissed off.
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I have no idea.
Weird words overheard from my mother, speaking to my father: "Wow. If I lose two limbs on the job, we get $400,000."
Umm... well, fuck. I don't know how that could happen, considering that she works as a reservations agent, but knowing my mother, she could find a way. If she comes home from work one day without any arms, I am going to be very pissed off.