*a magical fountain of phlegm!*

[thez]

I've been sent home from work for the second time this week because my coworkers decided that I was too sick to work. At our store, you don't just NOT WORK unless you've lost a limb or something, so I must really look like death warmed over for them to have TOLD ME that I should not be there. Clearly the time has come for me to hole up in my bed.

Until I go back to work tomorrow night, anyway. Come ON immune system, we're in it to win so let's WORK IT.

Also, since I am ill, I automatically have permission to use excessive caps and a double negative.