thez: Ari IS Inspector Spacetime! Somewhen. (LotR ~ worst army ever)
...is watching the look of utter and complete shock that passes across another woman's face when I tell her that I own only three pairs of shoes.

Only three? Is that possible? Is that LEGAL?
thez: Ari IS Inspector Spacetime! Somewhen. (Saiyuki ~ sweet hakkai)
So close to the finish line, and THEN... my anthro instructor assigns a surprise research paper. That doesn't sound right. Surprise research paper. Saving grace is the fact that it only requires three sources. All I have to do is survive through Monday and I'm in the clear.

I'll be working full time through the summer, which is a strange concept for me. This is likely because the idea of working full time at Starbucks is horrible and mind-rending. I'm still adjusting to having a job that I can work at for hours every day without being driven mad with rage.

Unfortunately, our department will be losing two employees in the next two weeks, which is part of the reason I'm going full time: I have to fill that void. This makes the prospect of flying somewhere before summer school starts up unlikely, unless my boss manages to fill at least one of those positions within the next two weeks. It's up in the air. Like a plane. Or a bird if you prefer.


IMPORTANT NOTE: This isn't really an important note. I lied, but I think it's interesting nonetheless. As discovered by one [livejournal.com profile] rotsman some time ago, there is a secret behind my "Z" moniker. You see, my initials are S.E.B. Numerically, these letters become 19, 5, and 2. If you add these numbers together, you get 26, ID EST Z. I did not realize this until he pointed it out. Technically I didn't even give myself this nickname; it sort of evolved on its own as my friends (including some of you folk) became lazier and lazier in their typing of "Zorro", which someone long ago sort of twisted out of "Zeruel".

Clearly this laziness was dictated by fate.
thez: Ari IS Inspector Spacetime! Somewhen. (Emote ~ sickness spaz)
It goes

can't sleep
can't sleep
can't sleep
motherfucker

over and over again.
thez: Ari IS Inspector Spacetime! Somewhen. (Emote ~ greek statue)
Road trips.

I wish I had the time to take one. That would cheer me up. Being alone in the same three places all the time is highly depressing, but being alone on the road isn't too bad at all.
thez: Ari IS Inspector Spacetime! Somewhen. (Pez ~ pez lady)
I like user icons. They are fun to look at. However, I feel I must note that user icons with the user's face on them (for some examples, scroll down) freak me the fuck out. I'm not sure why. I mean, just look at the linked example. Is it just me? Does anyone else look at those and go "...ngyah!"?

They DO become less disturbing with time, which is why I can read my friends page without going "ngyah!" every two minutes. Something about having seen the person's face in real life also makes it less disturbing to see it as an icon.

I don't know why this is. My brain is very mysterious to me.


Now, I will celebrate PEZ ICONS I made by linking all six of them here (and that's not even including the default icon, props to [livejournal.com profile] atkascha).

Pez icons make me particularly happy.
thez: Ari IS Inspector Spacetime! Somewhen. (seaworthy bass)
I'm very slow at replying to comments and posts.

How slow are you?

So slow that I've dedicated a post to replying to various LJ-ings en masse!

Matt: you can send a SMALL cross-section if you like, small so as to match the size of my room and limited space. Also, WTF petite? 5'10" is not petite. Are you confusing me with Tabbi the Midget Queen?

Tanya: that was awesome. Thank you for sharing that mp3. It filled me with minty fresh glee!

Relia: you may be pained to learn that I'm reading the rest of the ASoUE series over again before I read the latest installment, because I want the details fresh in my memory. Therefore, as Kayli is still waiting for her library to pick up the pace, that leaves Lisa as your primary target. Fire at will.

Lisa: HURRY UP AND FINISH THE BOOK CAN'T YOU SEE THAT RELIA IS WAITING TO DISCUSS IT? GEEZ

The End

P.S. I have circus music stuck in my head.
thez: Ari IS Inspector Spacetime! Somewhen. (greek statue)
Tired as hell. Can't sleep. "I'm so tired, but I can't sleep..." AND I KEEP GETTING THAT SARAH MCLAUCHLAN SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD. That does not help matters!

I need to find something to do.

Maybe I'll go to sleep.

...oh. DAMNIT.
thez: Ari IS Inspector Spacetime! Somewhen. (greek statue)
Work is devouring my soul.

School is only gnawing intermittently at my soul.

Caring for my injured lizard is making my soul type out :( emoticons.


So what the fuck happened to my Louisiana crew? I worry!
thez: Ari IS Inspector Spacetime! Somewhen. (sickness spaz)
Just throwing that out there. It's been a weird day.

Oh, also, ATTN: INTERESTED PARTIES - next week I have Thursday, Friday and Saturday off. Make of this what you will. First come, first serve. I serve punches to the throat, cold and refreshing.


Sometimes I just want to bitchslap the planet.

(╯°□°)╯︵ <3

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