Damn you, friends list!

[thez]

Damn you and your MEMES.

Usually I abstain. This time, for some reason, I could not.


[] smoked a cigarette
[] smoked a cigar.
[] smoked a joint
[x] smoked a hookah - I added this one myself, so as not to give the impression that I'm always good to my lungs.
[] crashed a friend's car
[] stolen a car
[] been dumped
[x] shoplifted - I stole candy all the time when I was four. And other sorts of food, now that I think about it.
[] been fired
[] been in a fist fight - Someone punched me in the gut once, but upon noticing that I had no physical reaction she just sorta ran off.
[x] snuck out of my parent's house
[] had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
[] been arrested
[] made out with a stranger
[] gone on a blind date
[] had a crush on a teacher
[] been to Europe
[x] skipped school
[] seen someone die
[x] been to Mexico - Are there any Phoenicians who HAVEN'T been to Mexico?
[x] been on a plane - I'm one of those freaks who really enjoys flying. I wanted to be a pilot until I found out that my eyes were too shitty to fly even a commercial plane.
[x] seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show - I like watching it at home. I've only been to one midnight showing and it sucked. It sucked hard, and in a way unassociated with the sexual escapades of the movie.
[] thrown up in a bar
[x] purposely set a part of myself on fire - I've plucked hairs from my head and watched them burn over a candle. I'm certain that this is not what the question intended.
[x] eaten Sushi
[] been snowboarding - FUCK NO ha ha ha right. Snow. Ick. ICK.
[x] met someone in person from the internet - rotsman, neherenia, kayli_kender, o_chibi_chan, erythros, capuu, irksnapple, kaeria, demonlet, dialogue, good_benito, and it doesn't quite count, but I met lordlazarus and shortcakegreen while visiting people that I HAD met on the internet (Kayli and Relia, respectively)
[] been in an abusive relationship - Does the fact that I constantly punch and kick many of my friends count?
[x] taken painkillers - Vicodin after I had my wisdom teeth removed. If we're going to count plain ol' asprin, then I take them almost every day because I have rancid death sinuses.
[] miss someone right now
[x] laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
[] made a snow angel - SNOW. Ick.
[] had a tea party
[x] flown a kite - /o~ Up to the highest height!
[x] built a sand castle
[x] gone puddle jumping
[] played dress up
[] played Miss America
[] jumped into a pile of leaves - There are not enough leaves in Phoenix to constitute a pile. I DID step on a cactus once.
[] gone sledding - SNOOOW. Ick
[x] cheated while playing a game
[x] been lonely
[x] fallen asleep at school
[] used a fake id
[x] watched the sun set
[] felt an earthquake
[x] touched a snake
[x] slept beneath the stars - ...on a trampoline no less.
[x] been tickled - It's not funny, motherfuckers.
[] been robbed
[x] been misunderstood
[x] petted a goat - Their eyes with their rectangular pupils freak me the hell out.
[x] won a contest - Well, I got second place in a writing contest when I was younger. It felt like a win to me.
[x] run a red light - Not intentionally, though. People who do that piss me off and should watch their backs. Some asshole nearly t-boned my car the other night trying to do that.
[] been suspended from school
[x] been in a car accident
[x] had braces
[x] felt like an outcast
[x] eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night - I HUNGER.
[x] had deja vu
[] danced in the moonlight
[x] had deja vu - Yeah, very clever, mysterious meme author. Almost as clever as humping a monkey, apparently.
[x] hate the way you look - Only when I was younger, before I had that deal-y called "self-esteem".
[x] witnessed a crime - Motherfucker STOLE OUR TIP JAR RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. Everyone else ran after him. I had to stay behind and run the store. :(
[] pole danced
[] been obsessed with post-it notes
[x] squished barefoot through the mud
[x] been lost - ...Kayli and David can attest to this one.
[x] been to the opposite side of the country - Every summer!
[x] swam in the ocean - Only the Pacific. Cold. So very cold.
[x] felt like dying
[x] cried yourself to sleep
[x] played cops and robbers
[] recently colored with crayons /coloredpencils /markers - I wish.
[x] sang karaoke - Ah, family reunions!
[x] paid for a meal with only coins
[x] done something you told yourself you wouldn't
[] made prank phone calls
[] laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose - ...ouch
[] caught a snowflake on your tongue
[x] scarred someone for life - I added this one myself, special for sinnocenti <3
[x] danced in the rain - While singing "Singing in the Rain". I really wanted to be Gene Kelly at the time.
[] written a letter to Santa Claus
[] been kissed under the mistletoe
[] watched the sun rise with someone you care about
[x] blown bubbles
[] made a bonfire
[x] crashed a party
[x] gone rollerskating
[] had a wish come true
[] humped a monkey
[] worn pearls
[] jumped off a bridge
[] screamed penis in public
[x] ate dog/cat food
[x] told a complete stranger you loved them - Not in earnest, but still!
[] kissed a mirror
[x] sang in the shower - /o~ This is not - the greatest song in the wo-or-orld. NO. This is just a tribute!
[] have a little black dress
[] had a dream that you married someone else - Someone else other than...? I once had a dream that I was married to Commander Riker from Star Trek: The Next Generation. I'm not sure why. I don't really like him any more than any other character.
[] glued your hand to something
[] got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
[] kissed a fish
[x] worn the opposite sex's clothes - Like nobara, only every day.
[] slept with a significant other's bestfriend
[] been a cheerleader
[] sat on a roof top
[x] screamed at the top of your lungs
[] done a one-handed cartwheel
[] talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
[x] stayed up all night
[] didn't take a shower for a week
[] picked and ate an apple right off the tree
[x] climbed a tree - Back in Illinois, where they actually HAVE trees.
[] had a tree house
[] got scared watching a scary movie - I'm immune to scary movies. This makes me kinda sad sometimes.
[x] believe in ghosts - Only when I was little.
[] have more than 30 pairs of shoes
[x] worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
[] gone streaking
[] played ding-dong-ditch
[] played chicken
[x] pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on - My parents is jerks.
[x] been told you're beautiful by a complete stranger
[] broken a bone
[x] been easily amused - ALL THE TIME.
[] caught a fish then ate it - No, I caught it then let it go.
[x] caught a butterfly - Yes. It died. I cried for DAYS.
[] Done it in a cemetary - Why is this one capitalized?
[x] laughed so hard you cried
[x] cried so hard you laughed
[] mooned someone
[] had someone moon/flash you
[] cheated on a test
[] have a Britney Spears CD
[x] forgotten someone's name?
[] slept naked - No matter how hot it gets, this just isn't comfortable to me. I need blankets and clothes, if only minimal clothing.
[x] braided someone's hair - Only when they're least expecting it.
[] grown a beard
[] belong to the KKK. - I wonder how many klansmen are filling out online surveys right now?
[x] went to a park at night
[] Done random things in Wal-Mart - Should I ever find myself unfortunate enough to be inside a Wal-Mart, I just try to get the hell out of there as quickly as possible, no fucking around.
[] kissed in a pool
[x] skinny dipped
[x] watched a porn movie - Just like eveyrone else who's done the meme so far. I feel a new bond developing... IN MY PANTS okay not so much. You wish.
[] had a dream about your best friends husband - I'm almost completely positive she doesn't have a husband.
[x] eaten seafood
[x] wished on a star
[] went fishing for change in a wishing well
[] Fallen in love with someone you met on the internet
[x] been refered to more than once as some kind of food
[] fallen asleep during sex
[] hit on your friends other just to see how they react - My friend's other what?

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[erstwhiletexan.livejournal.com]

[x] slept beneath the stars - ...on a trampoline no less.

!!!!! The one time I slept under the stars was on the trampoline in my old backyard!