Who will lead us to a new land?

[thez]

I am in my new apartment in Tucson now! It is shaping up to be pretty swank for a studio apartment. I can see downtown Tucson and the Tucson Mountains from my window. V pretty. Still only two blocks from the school. My legs hurt from moving. More on this story as it develops.

Internet access will be spotty until I beat someone up and steal their wireless network password.

As an apartment-warming gift, my parents got me a new laptop, which is great seeing as how my old one died yesterday. It's a notebook, and it's lightweight and sexy and shiny, and also unfortunately host to Windows Vista.

Let me tell you how Windows Vista came to be: Windows was sucking off Google (after Google spent an hour in the bathroom injecting steroids into its dick) and Windows took it - BAM - right in the eye.

If that description disgusted or creeped you out any, then you have a good approximation of my current feelings for Vista

If that description aroused you, then you need to not comment here, and maybe shut down the computer and step outside for a while.

THE APARTMENT'S GREAT, THOUGH.

Comments

[capuu.livejournal.com]

That description was the truth written so beautifully I had to comment to praise it.

[shinikius.livejournal.com]

And that is perhaps the most accurate description of Windows Vista I have ever seen.

[travellyr.livejournal.com]

HOORAY APARTMENTS! I'm glad for you. Carpet or wood floors?

Re: Vista: my laptop (Delilah- very efficient and pretty but also a traitorous whore) runs XP, which appears to be the last decent windows OS... and by decent I mean you occasionally make the "XP" face, instead of screaming your rage once a day and having to shower a lot after using the computer from feeling dirty.

...At least XP does not patronize me by assuming I have the intelligence of a retarded hamster further brain-damaged in a horrific shoebox accident. Nothing on the OS is... fluffy. Or looks to be what I ASSUME MS calls "user friendly," the way I have seen on the newer (ME and up) OSs.

[sakibombshell.livejournal.com]

Haven't used Vista, so I can't say anything, but I haven't heard anything good about it either. I'm a little concerned about all that DRM biznass. Is it bad enough to go Mac next time around? That's up for debate.