Who will lead us to a new land?

[thez]

I am in my new apartment in Tucson now! It is shaping up to be pretty swank for a studio apartment. I can see downtown Tucson and the Tucson Mountains from my window. V pretty. Still only two blocks from the school. My legs hurt from moving. More on this story as it develops.

Internet access will be spotty until I beat someone up and steal their wireless network password.

As an apartment-warming gift, my parents got me a new laptop, which is great seeing as how my old one died yesterday. It's a notebook, and it's lightweight and sexy and shiny, and also unfortunately host to Windows Vista.

Let me tell you how Windows Vista came to be: Windows was sucking off Google (after Google spent an hour in the bathroom injecting steroids into its dick) and Windows took it - BAM - right in the eye.

If that description disgusted or creeped you out any, then you have a good approximation of my current feelings for Vista

If that description aroused you, then you need to not comment here, and maybe shut down the computer and step outside for a while.

THE APARTMENT'S GREAT, THOUGH.

Comments

[shinikius.livejournal.com]

And that is perhaps the most accurate description of Windows Vista I have ever seen.

[thez.livejournal.com]

I thought you might like it. ♥