AT LONG LAST

[thez]

I have the internet at home again. Real internet, not seat-of-your-pants whatever wifi connection happens to swing on through internet.

Also I have an antmobile.

Science is wonderful. Did you know that Science can leap tall buildings in a single bound and beat Chuck Norris in an arm-wrestling match? I'm sorry, but it's true!

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[foofasaurus.livejournal.com]

OMG I LOVE YOU, SCIENCE! <3

[thez.livejournal.com]

SCIENCE LOVES YOU!

[pixle.livejournal.com]

YOU BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE.

[thez.livejournal.com]

YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP.

[sakibombshell.livejournal.com]

That's a good Internet. Such a good Internet. Yes, you're a good little Internet, aren't you?

I feel you. I mean, I really feel you, if you catch my drift. When I stopped having to mooch off neighbors' shitty Internet connections, it was the gates of Heaven had opened up to me and all was possible.

I like the antmobile.

Chuck Norris amuses the hell out of me although I know nothing about him except that he is really big on Mike Huckabee, that he often visits with the troops and that he apparently has martial arts skillz or something like that. Every so often at work, someone sends us a picture of themself with Chuck Norris. I dunno, it cracks me up.

[thez.livejournal.com]

Oh, I catch your drift. Saucy.

Chuck Norris was Walker, the Texas Ranger, which is the cause of most of his popularity. ("Baby Jesus, I'd like to thank you for my beautiful boys: Walker and Texas Ranger.")

[neherenia.livejournal.com]

AWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAH

[thez.livejournal.com]

SUCCESS!BABY HAS JUST WON THE SUPERBOWL.

[jesuitfluff.livejournal.com]

WHAT WE WILL ALWAYS NEED MORE OF: SCIENCE.

AND Z'S CONTINUED PRESENCE ON THE INTERNETWEBS.

[thez.livejournal.com]

It's cool, because the second one is thanks to the third one.

TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU: SCIENCE.