cheesy boys
Jul. 2nd, 2003 01:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thezIn honor of Kat-burglar's Freudian slip, a stupid story from yours truly.
I'm in the habit of attending midnight showings with "my crew" (read: my favorite local geek boys), and as you well know, midnight showings are often rife with delightful nutsos.
On the night in question, we were gathered in front of the big screen for X2, a kick-ass movie which really has nothing to do with this story. Behind us sat another crew of assorted geeks and dorks, half a dozen bespectacled boys about our age running perhaps on a Mountain Dew high. There was still a good hour to go before the start of the movie, and they were apparently bored out of their minds, as they were discussing amongst themselves ways to cause minor chaos in the theater.
Eventually they formulated an ingenious plan: one of them would run down to the front of the theater and... shout stuff.
"What should I say?"
"How about, I like cheese?"
"No way dude, that's gay. How about I go up there and shout I like boys?"
Now I pause for you to let that sink in.
[...]
And moving on.
The fellows soon compromised with a combination of the two phrases, but the runner was having some doubts at this point. This is when I and my crew jumped in to egg him on. I offered him my undying love if he'd do it. My friend Mike offered money. I think the latter was more effective.
Now confident in his shouting ability, the runner made his way to the front of the theater, stood in front of the screen, spread his arms wide in an enthusiastic gesture, and shouted, "I LIKE MELTED CHEESE ON BOYS!!"
He received scattered applause. Go him.
When he returned to his seat, his friends tried to convince him to go up front again, and this time engage the audience with a knock-knock joke...
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Melted cheese on!"
"Melted cheese on who?"
"BOYS!!"
...but the theater was severely cramped by then and he refused to get up again. Too bad.
And now I'm hungry. Freakin' hell.
I'm in the habit of attending midnight showings with "my crew" (read: my favorite local geek boys), and as you well know, midnight showings are often rife with delightful nutsos.
On the night in question, we were gathered in front of the big screen for X2, a kick-ass movie which really has nothing to do with this story. Behind us sat another crew of assorted geeks and dorks, half a dozen bespectacled boys about our age running perhaps on a Mountain Dew high. There was still a good hour to go before the start of the movie, and they were apparently bored out of their minds, as they were discussing amongst themselves ways to cause minor chaos in the theater.
Eventually they formulated an ingenious plan: one of them would run down to the front of the theater and... shout stuff.
"What should I say?"
"How about, I like cheese?"
"No way dude, that's gay. How about I go up there and shout I like boys?"
Now I pause for you to let that sink in.
[...]
And moving on.
The fellows soon compromised with a combination of the two phrases, but the runner was having some doubts at this point. This is when I and my crew jumped in to egg him on. I offered him my undying love if he'd do it. My friend Mike offered money. I think the latter was more effective.
Now confident in his shouting ability, the runner made his way to the front of the theater, stood in front of the screen, spread his arms wide in an enthusiastic gesture, and shouted, "I LIKE MELTED CHEESE ON BOYS!!"
He received scattered applause. Go him.
When he returned to his seat, his friends tried to convince him to go up front again, and this time engage the audience with a knock-knock joke...
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Melted cheese on!"
"Melted cheese on who?"
"BOYS!!"
...but the theater was severely cramped by then and he refused to get up again. Too bad.
And now I'm hungry. Freakin' hell.
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Date: 2003-07-02 01:07 am (UTC)That's great. :D
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Date: 2003-07-02 08:47 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-07-02 09:14 pm (UTC)You know what else makes me grin? That fucking icon of yours. It makes me snerkle and sniggle each and every time. XD
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Date: 2003-07-02 03:57 am (UTC)Of course, it wasn't YOU saying that in the theater. That's not like saying you're gonna decorate someone with boys rather than bows, especially considering that the w and y are not even close to each other. :P Bah.
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Date: 2003-07-02 08:50 pm (UTC)Also, my closeted yaoi fangirl, you must realize that if *I* had gone up in front of the theater of sexually frustrated geek men and shouted "I like melted cheese on boys!" or "I like melted cheese on girls!" for that matter, the reaction would've been far different and just not as funny. XD
I for one think you have a very KEEN decorating sense. ^_^
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Date: 2003-07-02 08:29 am (UTC)-feeds Z some pez-
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Date: 2003-07-02 08:51 pm (UTC)::eats some Pez::
ROCK!
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Date: 2003-07-02 05:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-07-02 08:52 pm (UTC)