can't sleep

[thez]

For my own personal amusement...


Starring Z, Zach, Fedde, Peter, and Jeebus.

Z: I think we're doomed.
Fedde: We are the harbingers of doom. We're the horsemen of the apocalypse. I'm pestilence, Zach's death-
Z: I wanna be a horseman!
Fedde: Can't. The title kinda rules that out, you see... horseMAN.
Z: How can you be sure?
Zach: Oh boy...
Fedde: The frontal anatomy.
Z: I don't HAVE frontal anatomy! Everyone in this car has bigger boobs than I do!!!
Fedde: True, but I was talking about the other kind of frontal anatomy.
Z: ...again, how can you be sure?
Zach: Oh boy...
Z: It could've gotten lost somewhere.
Fedde: No...
Z: I WANT A DEATH HORSEY!!!
Fedde: Okay, fine, you can be famine. You're thin enough.

Zach: I thought Tyler was famine.
Fedde: Not since he moved in with his girlfriend.
Z: Why did he move in with his girlfriend?
Fedde: Because. He's. WHIPPED!
Z: Ah... but he probably gets sex several times a day.
Zach: BASTARD!!!

Scary things happen when Fedde is behind the wheel...

Z: We're gonna die, aren't we?
Fedde: I've already TOLD you, you and I CAN'T die. Our powers cancel each other out, so when the end of the world comes it's just gonna be you and me sitting on a rock, arguing over whose fault it is.
Z: Oh yeah! You guys are gonna die, aren't you?
Peter & Zach: Yeah...

Peter and Jeebus are obviously the strong, silent types.

Of course, nothing can beat the sound of sheer terror that Zach made when he went to put on his protect-me-from-Fedde's-driving-belt (seatbelt) and found that it was TORN IN HALF. XD

Good times.

Comments

nikki anon.

[(Anonymous)]

and you didn't invite me....*SNIFF* ;-; i'm pained.

[thez.livejournal.com]

Aww. ;_; For some reason I thought you were working, so I didn't suggest it. In the future, I'll just call your house regardless to find out if you're there/if you want to go venturing forth into the night. ^_^

We still have to give Fedde a going-away party anyway. o_o He's leaving in a couple of weeks. BASTARD!

XD

[capuu.livejournal.com]

You have the *best* life insurance policy.

[thez.livejournal.com]

I've never thought of it that way. ^_^

I should make that into A STICKER! O_O

[sparklyoctopus.livejournal.com]

Marie still has the big ole list o' quotes from the old gang - and a buncha your shit's on it. Heh! You should totally demand that she hook you up with said list. Email me for her addy if thou feelest like it.