I don't get out much.

[thez]

Z: Hey, Mom, you wanna watch that Jack the Ripper show at ten?
Mom: Yeah, sure. I'm just watching my "G-string Divas" right now.
Z: ...come again?
Mom: G-string Divas.
Z: What's that?
Mom: It's about strippers. Hee hee hee!
Z: ... ... ...walking slowly out if the room, closing the door behind me.

Creeped out. Also, a map!



create your own visited states map
or write about it on the open travel guide

I'm guessing you can't tell, but D.C. is in there. Not only is it our nation's capital, but it's got a super gay ice cream store right by Dupont Circle. SUPER GAY. I was there with my dad on a business trip, and when we were in the shop, the vendor hit on every guy in line EXCEPT my dad, who must've been giving off major hetero vibes, possibly because I was with him. This was a very big thing for me, because it's very hard to accidentally walk into some place that's super gay in Phoenix.

Anyway, their ice cream kicked ass.

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[liich.livejournal.com]

you've been to new york AND michigan and you've never bothered to come visit?? **cries** i'm SO unloved!!!! **runs away**