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1. Well, I saw "Boys Don't Cry" last night. GRR, that movie made me angry! But, as [livejournal.com profile] mko said, that was probably the point. It also taught me an important lesson, and that lesson is: do not associate with drunken, belligerent hillbillies. Hoo boy.

2. My world would be a much happier place if my sister would wash her hands after using the bathroom once in a while. Just sayin'.

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Date: 2004-04-30 02:36 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Try shaving her eyebrows off while she sleeps, then blame it on "bacterial build-up." That might get the message across.

Matt

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Date: 2004-04-30 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thez.livejournal.com
How is it that you're so brilliant?

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Date: 2004-04-30 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] viciousbastard.livejournal.com
Reminds me of a joke I heard the other day.

Two military men were sharing a public bathroom. One of them gets done pissing and starts walking out without washing his hands.

The other one say to him. "Hey! In the Marines they teach us to wash our hands after we piss!"

The first guy replied "Yeah? In the Navy they teach us not to piss on our hands."

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Date: 2004-05-01 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thez.livejournal.com
Even while on a boat? DAMN, those Navy guys are good. XD

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