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Sep. 2nd, 2004 05:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thezSo a gay middle-aged photographer and his sidekick No Name the Amazon makeup woman walk into a Starbucks...
Punchline: I'm going in for one of those "glamour" photo sessions tomorrow. I don't much like the idea of glamour photos, but my mother and grandmother have been after me to have my pictures taken, and I'm getting it done for FREE. That's a very important word. The catch: I only get a few photos of average size in a portfolio, with a promise of a full set if I can get two other people to set up session appointments. Even if I don't succeed in doing that, though, my mother and grandmother will be so thrilled to see me in makeup that only a few small photos will sate them and fill them with glee. It solves MY problem.
The Amazon tells me I have great unrealized potential, but I must 1) wonder how many girls she has used that line on, and 2) worry that she might be speaking of turning my potential energy into kinetic energy by pushing me down some stairs.
I will stay away from flights of stairs tomorrow.
Punchline: I'm going in for one of those "glamour" photo sessions tomorrow. I don't much like the idea of glamour photos, but my mother and grandmother have been after me to have my pictures taken, and I'm getting it done for FREE. That's a very important word. The catch: I only get a few photos of average size in a portfolio, with a promise of a full set if I can get two other people to set up session appointments. Even if I don't succeed in doing that, though, my mother and grandmother will be so thrilled to see me in makeup that only a few small photos will sate them and fill them with glee. It solves MY problem.
The Amazon tells me I have great unrealized potential, but I must 1) wonder how many girls she has used that line on, and 2) worry that she might be speaking of turning my potential energy into kinetic energy by pushing me down some stairs.
I will stay away from flights of stairs tomorrow.
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Date: 2004-09-02 08:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-09-02 11:12 pm (UTC)Mi madre's tried to convince me to get those kinda photos done before...but s'a no go. It's hard enough trying to drag the boy to go get photos done with him oO;
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Date: 2004-09-03 02:26 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-09-03 06:54 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-09-03 08:58 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-09-03 12:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-09-03 12:14 pm (UTC)Anyways, we should do something this Sunday. Call me probably tomorrow during the day or email me. i work tonight and tomorrow night.