Maim!

[thez]

I do not want to go to work today, I hate my next door neighbors with a fierce passion, and would not be at all sad if grievous bodily harm were to befall them. That is all.


A - Accent: Absolutely none as far as I know, though my passion for enunciation has caused Americans and foreigners alike to ask me what country I'm from more times than I can count. The best one was the Englishwoman who asked me what part of Britain I'm from. The more formal, stressful or annoying the occasion is, the more I enunciate.
B - Bra size: 34AA. New rule: since more than fifty percent of women are naturally B cups, anyone with a B cup or larger is not allowed to complain about having small breasts. You don't know small until you've been unable to fill out an A cup.
C - Chore you hate: All of them, really.
D - Dad's name: Shawn
E - Essential make-up item: Lip balm is about as fancy as I get. I don't understand how anyone could stand to wear make-up on a regular basis. It makes me feel like I'm suffocating.
F - Favorite perfume: Soap.
G - Gold or silver: Both, please. ...oh, you mean jewelry, don't you?
H - Hometown: Born in Park Ridge, Illinois, raised in Phoenix, Arizona.
I - Insomnia: I WISH. I'm closer to the narcolepsy end of the spectrum. It's really hard to get things done when you spend most of your time sleeping.
J - Job title: Barista
K - Kids: They're cute as long as I only have to deal with them for a few minutes at a time.
L - Living arrangements: I live with my mother, father, my sister, and, most unfortunately, her wrenched pets.
M - Mum's birthplace: Chicago, Illinois.
N - Number of pets you've had: OH man. I don't want to talk about that.
O - Overnight hospital stays: Two, first as a weester and then as a junior in high school, both times because my lungs were crapping out on me.
P - Phobia: Mind-altering drugs scare the living shit out of me. This is why I've never been able to drink more than a half a glass of alcohol, why I refuse to toke up with my friends, why I refused to take medication from the psychiatrist until the situation became a life and death matter, and why, despite my asking for advice, I won't even go near laughing gas, let alone have myself put under when I have my wisdom teeth removed.
Q - Queer?: In every sense of the word.
R - Religious affiliation: Miscellatheist.
S - Siblings: One sister, the polar opposite of a Z if ever there was one.
T - Time you wake up: Monday, Wednesday and Friday I get up at 6:20 am. Otherwise, it just depends on when I have to be at work. If left to my own devices, I usually sleep until sometime between noon and 3 pm.
U - Unnatural hair colors you've worn: I sprayed black paint into my hair in middle school for a Halloween costume, but my hair is so thick it didn't cover much of it.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Asparagus. That's all I can think of at the moment. I don't care for mushrooms, but those are fungi.
W - Worst habit: Procrastination and oversleeping, both somewhat related.
X - X-rays you've had: Teeth on several occasions, and my lungs on one of the hospital visits mentioned above.
Y - Yummy foods you make: ... Toast? I made fondue once, and it turned out pretty good.
Z - Zodiac sign: Dog


ETA: I got around to editing the Terran Faction Valentine story, and I think I managed to comb all of the suck out of it. Nothing major, just spelling and some wording here and there. Thank you for all the great compliments, you crazy readers you! They make me grin like an idiot. <3

Comments

[rotsman.livejournal.com]

Ah, but going to work is the perfect alibi for when karma catches up to those neighbors. =)

And as for "E" and "F"...it's not like you NEED unnatural enhancement. That must be a nice bonus feature to have. =)

[sparklyoctopus.livejournal.com]

N - Number of pets you've had: OH man. I don't want to talk about that.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh man.


V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Asparagus. That's all I can think of at the moment. I don't care for mushrooms, but those are fungi.

indeed.