Hakkai is in ur base, killin ur d00ds. Oh goodness, there's something wrong with me.
BEHOLD, Betty's secret identity! Props to
rotsman, King of Mecha. Actually, he's not a HUGE mecha fan as far as I know, but it's a cool-sounding title.
I purchased a cup of super worms at PetsMart just a couple of hours ago, and it's making strange noises. Perhaps it's time I feed them to the lizards. I'd hate for them to evolve sentience and tiny weapons just because I left them in the plastic container too long.
Work was not nearly as horrible as I expected it to be. As it turns out, the actual ice cream social did not start until long after my shift was over. There were very few short bus customers, and one woman even gave me a bracelet after I rang up her order, JUST FOR BEING SO DAMN COOL. It is made of tiny wooden beads, and I shall henceforth wear it as evidence of my awesomeness.
Now I must putter around the house and enjoy my TIME OFF OF WORK. I will celebrate it by NOT WORKING. Except that I will be doing some work. HOWEVER, IT WILL NOT BE COFFEE WORK.