an important lesson
Sep. 28th, 2004 12:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thezI have a large pimple on my nose. Well, it is more accurately the remains of one, as I attacked it viciously. Today at work, one of the employees who had a day off decided to come in and entertain himself. He asked, "Did you know you have a big zit on your nose?" I replied, "Yes! I grew him myself with MY OWN BACTERIA. Then I named him Blinky. I fear he might be dieing, though."
Immediately after I said it, I felt the slightest pang of sadness, because (oh dear) I'd forgotten that giving something a name is the first step in becoming attached to it.
Therefore, the lesson I have for you tonight is: never give your zits cutesy names.
Immediately after I said it, I felt the slightest pang of sadness, because (oh dear) I'd forgotten that giving something a name is the first step in becoming attached to it.
Therefore, the lesson I have for you tonight is: never give your zits cutesy names.
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